maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

awkwardshapes:

aweomse:

what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s

well then my soulmate sure is an asshole

(Source: benjamjn)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.